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Apr. 6th, 2008 02:42 pm Life imitates art, part whatever.

Exhibit 1.

Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.

Exhibit 2

For more than two years, AFP officers have been going undercover online, often pretending to be young girls and chatting with perverts.

Current Mood: tiredtired

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Feb. 2nd, 2008 04:19 pm News

A couple of interesting news items, courtesy of Reuters:

Alternately, a summary is available here.

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Jun. 26th, 2007 07:21 am Life Imitates Art

Exhibit A

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy!

Exhibit B
Paedophile flew from US to have sex with 14yo: police

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May. 21st, 2007 06:22 pm Late Night TV

a mistake not to be repeated…

For reasons mostly unknown, this afternoon I decided to watch Fox News as opposed to skip over it whilst channel surfing as I normally would. Currently showing was "Red Eye", a supposedly amusing show recapping the days' news. And as it happened, they were discussing some asinine law being introduced in Minnesota to discourage discrimination against fat & short people. Now one would think that such a topic would be ripe for mirth. Suffice to say I've cracked funnier jokes whilst busting a 'roid on the can. It was, at various times, appalling, unfunny, disgraceful, and above all it typified the negative things we've come to associate with News Ltd.

I suppose the most positive thing I could say about this show is that, like the Up Late game show on Nine, it's best viewed with the sound off.

Yes, it was that bad that I decided to post a blog entry about it - which, as you can see, I do frequently. (This isn't something I intend to repeat.)

Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: The Superjesus - Enough to Know

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Jun. 6th, 2005 06:46 pm Deep Throat

And now The Truth(TM), brought to you by CNN.

Eh, so now the world knows who Deep Throat really is - some old guy looking for more money for his grand-kids college fund. It would appear that most of the reporting - state side and here, has been pretty poor. The report on The Daily Show.

One of my favourite parts of this:

S: That's right John, it just no longer has the credibility.
J: The media?
S: No, the truth.

And now, in a related PSA, Rachel Stevens would like you to play with yourself.

Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Current Music: The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

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May. 10th, 2005 07:09 am A definition

only child syndrome: a condition whereby the afflicted believes that the earth revolves around them.


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Apr. 1st, 2005 09:30 am And now for something completely similar...

The Age reports that the OSDL is appointing Paris Hilton to the position of Exposure Executive.

The Open Source Development League said it was recruiting Ms Hilton because it knew of nobody else who had managed to gain such a degree of exposure despite having no apparent learning in this direction.

Of course, any hard-core geek would know that this is a fake article - after all, such a person would know that Pammy isn't the most downloaded girl on the Internet.

Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: He Wasn't - Avril Lavigne

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Mar. 9th, 2005 02:16 pm Died Too Slow

I'm not sure what to categorise that under. A certain Darwin Awards awardee, if ever I saw one.

Of course, you could always get some entertainment in court. Some exceptional excepts from the trial of Robert Blake:

Earlier in the trial, a professor from the University of California, Los Angeles, testified as an expert witness about the psychotropic effects of cocaine. He said that he had smoked crack cocaine himself and sat in a cage with monkeys to teach them how to smoke cocaine as well.

I have nothing witty to say about these.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Crystal Method - Born Too Slow

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Feb. 4th, 2005 07:19 pm Flipsides

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Jan. 28th, 2005 06:15 pm Holiday Time

Well, it's after the Christmas break, and we've entered the new year. I hope that you all had a good time.

It's now holiday time; I'll see you all soon. Don't fret, I'll be back. (I could say that this is my last message, but who am I trying to kid?)

It's been said before: I don't discriminate.

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